๐Ÿฝ๏ธ How I Eat

Whole foods. Nothing processed. No added carbs or sugar โ€” only what's naturally in vegetables and fruit.
0 processed foods
0g added sugar
Protein-forward, always
๐ŸŽฏ The rule, in one sentence

If it doesn't grow, swim, walk, or fly, or if it comes with an ingredient list, I don't eat it. Meat, seafood, eggs, and whole vegetables and fruit are the entire menu. No packaged snacks, no bars, no cereal, no bread, no seed oils, no artificial sweeteners, no "low-carb" processed substitutes pretending to be food.

This isn't a weight-loss diet with an end date โ€” it's a permanent, prevention-first eating pattern built around one question: does this food give my body real information, or does it confuse it? Whole, unprocessed food gives clean signals. Processed food โ€” even "healthy" processed food โ€” is noise, and noise is what drives insulin resistance, inflammation, and gut dysfunction over decades.

๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฆ What's actually on the plate

โœ“ Always eat

  • Grass-fed beef, pasture-raised poultry, wild-caught seafood
  • Eggs
  • Non-starchy vegetables (leafy greens, broccoli, crucifers, etc.)
  • Whole fruit in normal amounts โ€” berries, apples, citrus
  • Healthy whole fats โ€” EVOO, avocado, nuts
  • Water and electrolytes without sugar

โœ• Never eat

  • Anything with an ingredient list longer than a few whole-food words
  • Added/refined sugar in any form
  • Bread, pasta, cereal, grains generally
  • Seed oils (canola, soybean, corn oil)
  • Artificial sweeteners (sucralose, saccharin)
  • Packaged bars, shakes, and "diet" snack foods
The carbs I do eat are never added โ€” they're only what's naturally present in vegetables and fruit. No rice, potatoes, or grains as a default; carbohydrate comes from produce, not a bag or a box.
โฐ When I eat

A 16:8 eating window, roughly 12pm to 8pm. I stop eating by 8pm and don't eat again until around noon the next day โ€” an overnight fast of about 16 hours, with all meals falling inside the remaining 8-hour window. Water and electrolytes without sugar are fine during the fasted stretch; food isn't.

This isn't a separate program bolted onto the food rules above โ€” it's the timing half of the same approach. A consistent multi-hour daily fast gives insulin a real chance to come back down between meals, which matters directly for the triglyceride and small-dense-LDL work already happening through the food choices themselves. It also lines up with the rest of the daily structure: the first supplements are taken fasted at 7:30am, and the eating window opens with the first meal around 11amโ€“12pm.

The window is a guideline, not a rigid rule enforced to the minute โ€” the point is a consistent overnight fast most days, not a stopwatch. If a workout or schedule shifts things by half an hour, that's fine.
๐Ÿง  Why this, specifically

Sugar and refined carbs drive the exact metabolic problems I'm working to reverse โ€” elevated triglycerides, small dense LDL particles, insulin resistance. Removing them at the source does more than any supplement can. Whole fruit and vegetables still provide carbohydrate, fiber, and micronutrients โ€” just without the insulin spike of refined starch or added sugar riding along with it.

"Processed" is its own separate problem, independent of carbs. Emulsifiers and additives common in packaged food โ€” even sugar-free ones โ€” measurably disrupt the gut microbiome, including the exact keystone bacterial species (like F. prausnitzii and Akkermansia) I'm actively working to rebuild. A "zero-sugar" protein bar can still be off-limits if the ingredient list is long and synthetic โ€” the additive burden matters as much as the sugar content.

Protein and nutrient density come first. This isn't restriction for its own sake โ€” the goal is to make every calorie count toward muscle, micronutrients, and metabolic health, not to eat as little as possible.

๐Ÿฆ  Why it matters even more right now โ€” Phase 4 of the gut protocol ACTIVE PHASE

This way of eating isn't just a general preference โ€” it's currently load-bearing for an active project: rebuilding two keystone gut bacteria, Akkermansia muciniphila and Faecalibacterium prausnitzii, that showed undetectable on both prior GI-MAP draws. That rebuild depends on diet at least as much as it depends on the supplements (Akkermansia 500 PRO, Sunfiber PHGG, Tri-Butyrin, MegaPre) โ€” so eating whole-foods-only isn't a nice-to-have alongside the protocol, it's part of the protocol.

The mechanism: Common processed-food additives โ€” polysorbate-80, carrageenan, sucralose, saccharin โ€” have been shown to directly suppress F. prausnitzii and reduce microbial diversity, working against the exact species this phase is trying to reestablish. A "zero-sugar" bar or shake can still sabotage the rebuild through its emulsifiers and additives alone, independent of sugar content.

Whole food does double duty here: cutting out additives removes the headwind, while specific whole foods actively feed the rebuild โ€”

Target speciesWhole foods that help
Akkermansia (polyphenols)Unsweetened cranberries, EVOO, whole grapes
F. prausnitzii (resistant starch)Cooked-and-cooled potato/rice, green banana, avocado, asparagus
Gut lining / diversityBone broth, unpasteurized fermented vegetables (no additives)

There's also a retest riding on this: the plan is to stop the bridge supplements (Tri-Butyrin, MegaPre) 6โ€“8 weeks before the January 2027 GI-MAP retest, so the retest reflects whether Akkermansia and Sunfiber โ€” plus diet โ€” have durably reestablished these species, not whether the bridge agents are still propping things up in the moment. A diet slip doesn't just risk a bad week; it risks muddying that readout.

๐Ÿงฌ Not a trend โ€” my own data wrote these rules

This is the part that separates this way of eating from a diet I picked because it sounded good: the specific inclusions and exclusions above aren't guesses. They're derived from my own genetic testing and bloodwork, run through a real decision process, the same way a clinician would use a patient's chart. Two data sources dictate the food rules directly.

1๏ธโƒฃ Genetics โ€” what my own biology can't process cleanly

23andMe testing surfaced variants in three genes that directly changed what counts as "food" versus "avoid" for me, even within categories that are otherwise considered healthy:

Gene variantWhat it meansFood rule it creates
MTRRImpaired ability to activate synthetic B12Cyanocobalamin (the synthetic B12 in fortified cereal, cheap protein shakes, energy drinks) is out. Real food or hydroxycobalamin/methylcobalamin only.
MTHFR A1298CReduced conversion of synthetic folic acid to usable folate"Enriched/fortified" folic-acid products (flour, cereal, most protein powders) are out. Folate has to come from real food โ€” leafy greens, legumes, citrus, beets, asparagus.
COMT (homozygous)Slower clearance of catechols, including concentrated EGCGGreen tea extract/supplement products are out โ€” concentrated EGCG is the thing to avoid, so it stays off the list entirely.
APOE ฮต4Higher sensitivity of cardiovascular risk to fat qualityFat sourcing leans deliberately toward monounsaturated (EVOO, avocado) over saturated-heavy โ€” this variant is exactly why fat quality, not just "low-carb = eat more fat," is the operating rule.
Notice the pattern: none of these are "avoid a whole food group." Every one of them is "avoid the synthetic, fortified, or extracted version, keep the real-food version" โ€” which is exactly the whole-foods-only rule at the top of this page, just with a genetic reason attached to each specific case.

2๏ธโƒฃ Labs โ€” what my bloodwork is telling me to change

Bloodwork functions as an ongoing report card on whether the diet is working, and specific markers have directly shaped specific choices:

Marker / findingWhat it drove
Cholesterol, ApoB & LDL particlesTotal cholesterol (283โ†’171) and LDL-C (212โ†’111) came down without a statin (Feb 2024 โ†’ Sep 2026), alongside cutting refined carbs/sugar โ€” a major driver of small, dense atherogenic particles โ€” rather than cutting dietary fat broadly. Latest panel (9/14/2026): total 171 ยท LDL-C 111 ยท HDL-C 47 ยท non-HDL 124 mg/dL (the LDL-C here is calculated differently from earlier Function Health values). ApoB fell from 139 to 93 mg/dL (Jan 2025 โ†’ Jul 2026) but is not part of that basic panel, and LDL particle count was still elevated in July (1,453 nmol/L) โ€” so this is working, not finished.
TriglyceridesMost directly tied to added sugar and refined carbohydrate intake of any lipid marker โ€” the single biggest reason "no added sugar" is a hard line rather than a preference. Triglycerides went from 162 (Feb 2024) to 66 mg/dL on 9/14/2026, the lowest on record. Two July readings (144 and 153) were drawn during a supplement washout and did not hold on retest.
Uric acidKept as a watch flag โ€” purine-dense foods (organ meats, shellfish, anchovies/sardines in quantity) aren't banned, but portioned with this marker in mind rather than eaten freely.
GI-MAP (Akkermansia, F. prausnitzii undetectable)See the Phase 4 section above โ€” this is the clearest example of a lab result directly rewriting what's on the plate.

The through-line: every food rule on this page can be traced back to either a whole-foods-first principle, a specific gene variant, or a specific lab marker. Nothing here is arbitrary, and nothing here is permanent dogma โ€” if the labs and the genetics say something different one day, the diet moves with the data, not the other way around.

๐Ÿท๏ธ Names this pattern goes by

People sometimes ask what "diet" this is โ€” it doesn't map cleanly onto one label, but borrows the best-evidenced piece of a few:

Whole-foods / clean eating Low-carb, not zero-carb "Carnivore-ish" Nutrivore (nutrient density over dogma) Not keto for keto's sake Not sugar-free "diet food"
โ“ Common questions
Isn't fruit just sugar?
Fruit's sugar comes bundled with fiber, water, and micronutrients, which blunts the insulin response compared to refined sugar consumed alone. The rule isn't "zero carbohydrate" โ€” it's "zero added carbohydrate." Whole fruit passes that test; fruit juice or dried-fruit snacks generally don't.
What about "healthy" processed foods โ€” protein bars, diet soda, plant-based meat?
Still out, even when the sugar content is zero. The additive load (emulsifiers, gums, artificial sweeteners, synthetic vitamin forms) is the disqualifier, not just the sugar line on the label.
Is this forever?
Yes โ€” it's framed as a permanent operating pattern, not a temporary diet with a finish line.
Does this mean no carbs ever, in any context?
No โ€” it's carb-minimized, not carb-zero. Vegetables and fruit are unrestricted within reason; the target is refined/added carbohydrate and sugar specifically.
Personal dietary framework โ€” reflects one individual's protocol, not general nutrition advice.